Sunday, April 22, 2007

When Generals ,Celebrities and Sportsmen don’t think

Generals
"The bomb will never go off. I speak as an
expert in explosives."
-Admiral William Leahy, US Atomic Bomb Project

"Without censorship, things can get terribly
confused in the public mind."
- General William Westmoreland

Sportsmen
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other
part of my body."
- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky
basketball forward
.
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
- Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark

Celebrities
Question: If you could live forever, would you and
why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should
not live forever, because if we were supposed to live
forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live
forever, which is why I would not live forever."
- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest

"The government is not doing enough about cleaning
up the environment. This is a good planet."
- Mr. New Jersey contestant when asked what
he would do with a million dollars.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving
kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean
I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those
flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey

"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces
some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana.
The researchers also discovered other similarities
between the two, but can't remember what they are."
- Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life." - Brooke Shields, during
an interview to become spokesperson for a federal
anti-smoking campaign

"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country
away from them. There were great numbers of people
who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly
trying to keep it for themselves." - John Wayne

"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on."
-Samuel Goldwyn of MGM

"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"
- H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927

Quote of the post
"If you have nothing meaningful to say,
then don't say anything" - unknown


4 comments:

Idemili said...

Hahahahahahaha! Hilarious! I mean, the Brooke Shields one especially! Didn't she got to Princeton like they never tire of telling us?

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36 INCHES OF BROWN LEGS said...

is Mariah Carey one of the dumbest ppl on earth or what?????

36 INCHES OF BROWN LEGS said...

is Mariah carey one of the dumbest ppl on earth or what?

linda ikeji said...

I found ur post hilarious and disheartening.These people actually used those exact words? What funny brain some people have.lol